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Millthorpe, NSW...would you retire to the area?
Perhaps a small town like Millthorpe, NSW is your cup of tea?
Read more about Millthorpe, NSW...would you retire to the area?Best Place To Retire In Australia
We travel Australia to find the very best retirement spots. We don't sit at home gazing at the computer screen...we actively go and research areas around Australia.
Read more about Best Place To Retire In AustraliaRetire To Townsville? What's In Their New Resident's Kit?
Having a comprehensive New Resident‘s Kit is essential in letting people know about an area.
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Sir Alex Ferguson maintains he's "too old" to retire as a younger man would and said he would have nothing to do but for football.
Read more about Sir Alex Ferguson Says He's 'Too Old' To RetireFunny Retirement Sayings
* Golfers never retire, they just lose their drive
* Lumberjacks never retire, they just pine away
* Accountants don't retire, they just lose their balance
* Bank managers don't retire, they just lose interest
* Vehicle mechanics? They re-tyre every day
* Teachers don’t retire, they just mark time
* Roofers don’t retire, they just wipe the slate clean
* Engineers never retire, they just lose their bearings
* Beekeepers never retire, they just buzz off
* Musicians never retire, they just decompose
* Farmers never retire, they just go to seed
* Watchmakers never retire, they just wind down
* Academics never retire, they just lose their faculties
* Painters never retire, they just put a gloss on it
* Tree surgeons never retire, they just branch out
